Marijuana Chef!

Don't smoke on an empty stomach. If you can't exercise some self-control and simply not eat, try having healthy stuff around to munch on. Even better, have NO FOOD in the house. Also, drink a lot of water so your stomach isn't empty.

Right when the munchies start bust a move to your bathroom and brush your teeth for about 2 minutes (using a sonic care toothbrush if possible). After you rinse your mouth with cold water turn the water to a semi hot flow. Make sure and scrub that tongue too. The goal is to get that "Gotta put food on this tongue NOW" feeling out of there and this will help.

Next is time for the Listerine. Take a cap full of Listerine and swish it around in your mouth for 1 minute, then spit out the mouth wash. Now take a mouth full of the semi hot tap water and swish it around, hold it in as long as you can or up to 30 seconds which ever comes first. Then Gum. Plain and simple, When baked chew mad gum.The simulation of the chewing of food along with the flavor of the gum will help curb your insatiable hunger for the mass produced, cream filled temptations of Hostess Inc. and the breakfast cereal barons. Don't get me wrong. Eating that crap feels amazing and tastes even more amazing when you're baked but we're trying to avoid that!

The sensation from doing these steps is extreme and will leave your mouth feeling way groovy. The other thing it does for the stoner with the munchies is lessen the munchies by about 75%. Nothing will take the munchies away completely. Do your best to work through them in the least damaging way you can… time is not on your side baby!